Do Ashlee Simpson’s feet stink?


There are poseurs, poseurs, and consultants. Thank fuck I’m an AdHo!!!


If it fits in a “baggy” it’s “carry-on” safe… Kinda!


McCann SF will now be known as O&M lite!


Y&R is looking for a “Macho Man!”


Where’s the bloody swedish bikini team when you need them?


Where do the suckers moon? At the New York Times!


Oh shit, Ask… I’m sorry!!!


Time to get pissed in Pisa!


Aheii… I smell the strangeness of your nuts!!!